The Full Enchilada

Well, apparently, one good way to make some millions these days is to pick a Jewish ‘writing name’, make up a fantastic Holocaust story and pass it off as your true autobiography. Then just wait for the millions to roll in, well, that’s exactly what Misha Defonseca did! But now due to misunderstandings between Misha and publisher over share of profits, she admits that it was all made up, that her book “”Misha: A Memoire of the Holocaust Years” is nothing but fantasy, and in fact says that she is not even Jewish but that she ‘felt’ Jewish because she didn’t think she was treated well because her parents were Belgian resistance fighters. (Personally I can’t say I’m ‘that’ surprised she didn’t travel almost 2000 miles around Europe with a pack of wolves in search of her deported parents as stated in her book! Her parents were arrested, when she was 4, and she was raised by her grandfather and uncle, at least we hope this isn’t fantasy also. Her real name is Monique De Wael and she asks that everyone think of her as the 4 year-old girl who lost her parents, well, maybe if it was that 4-year old girl who wrote the book not deceitful adult going after millions of dollars.)

Well, anybody else feel like they’re Jewish “Holocaust survivors” because they had a hard life? Darn it, and to think, I could ‘a been a millionaire, well I’m out looking up potential Jewish names….

Has the time come for all true conservatives to shed their allegiance to the GOP or be hoodwinked to death!? Can the GOP be salvaged, is it worth the battle to save or is it too far gone and should we cut our losses and get out while we can? It seems we are afforded less options than with Iraq, is there really any viable path to the White House for true conservatives? Will the GOP’s blatant disregard of its conservative base finally lead to its final demise and the emergence of a New Grand Conservative Party?

What should the stated tenets of this New Conservative Party be? If I may, I would contribute:

Government may have no lien on a person or his property. - FREEDOM from SERFDOM.
Government may not TAX any personal property of its citizens, for any PROPERTY TAX is tantamount to denial of ownership in that it defrauds all citizens of real property rights and delegates them to a status of serfs or tenants renting land or other property from the Government. Whether the MAFIA collects ‘protection money’ or government extorts perpetual “property taxes”, both are unjust.

Government may not forcefully mandate that its citizens purchase any form of INSURANCE, be it life insurance, health insurance, or car insurance. (On a side-note, in my opinion, INSURANCE “Businesses” should be regulated similarly to the LOTTERY, these INSURANCE companies should be non-profit and although should be run by ‘business’ not government I think it would be best to have various companies compete for the “right” to be “THE” car insurance company, “THE” health insurance company, and so on. Just like we do not allow everyone to start their own Lottery, every millionaire shouldn’t be allowed to start their own insurance scam..oops meant “company”. If the money is in one place instead of investors’ pockets, paying out to valid claims will no longer be an issue.)

Federal Government is RESPONSIBLE for SECURING NATION’S BORDERS. The only people who can get in should be the ones we CHOOSE to let in.

Federal Government must not interfere with State Governments in local citizens preferences in respective states. The Federal Government can not directly arrest or detain any citizen, it must be done at the local level, in the citizen’s city with jury served from accused citizen’s local area.

Care to add?

Mike Huckabee gets support from Texans in the thousands. Is Texas for Mike?
Although the media and the GOP has done their best to destroy Mike Huckabee’s run for the Presidency, Texas is one place which seems hasn’t followed the media’s and GOP’s mandated instructions. Texans apparently prefer to make their own decisions, thousands unexpectedly showed up at Mike Huckabee Rallies in defiance of the GOP and the general media. It’s no surprise that the GOP has pushed and forced just about anyone they can to endorse McCain before Texas is decided. They weren’t stupid, they know McCain can not win in Texas on his weak record against a strong conservative like Mike Huckabee. Their only hope was to convince as many people as possible that McCain is the only Republican left, they definitely would not want to have McCain debate Huckabee, that would be a disaster for McCain. The GOP has really gotten ahead of itself, they’ve become so full of themselves that it never crossed their mind that the REAL CONSERVATIVES all over America that they’ve INSULTED through their narcissistic moves to dictate the outcome of the Republican Primary and defraud the people of their vote, that we the people would stay home and not waste our time doing their bidding. The GOP will LOSE the Presidential election because of this, but in my opinion they really couldn’t care less. The GOP is no longer a CONSERVATIVE PARTY, the current GOP would MUCH prefer Barack Hussein Obama in the White House over a true CONSERVATIVE.

http://thehuckreport.blogspot.com/2008/02/mike-huckabee-visits-plano-texas.html
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Iraqi-Palestinian Drafted Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vests

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee loves to jam and has never passed a chance to rock ‘n roll whether in his own band, with Jay Leno, with music store employees, with High School bands, or with the big music stars, but can he get enough supporters ‘in-the-groove’ to have a brokered convention?

Mike Huckabee Rockin’ out: Born to be Wild, Down with the IRS!

All the Proof you need: Mike Huckabee on Tape

Huckabee on bass guitar with the Mama Kicks

Jammin with guys at West Music

All the Proof you need: Mike Huckabee on Tape

Jammin Mike

After calling any and all American citizens on the IRS (black) mailing list and forcing them to endorse McCain, the GOP has suddenly run into a brick WALL: CHUCK NORRIS. Early this morning, Chuck Norris tornadoed his way through the sea of GOP McCain backers with a flurry of amazing roundhouse kicks registered on Doppler 9000 as a Level 5 Hurricane. In the aftermath of this great disaster, McCain was nowhere to be found. In light of this development, the wobbling GOP has stated that they have no other viable candidate that they can endorse other than Barack Hussein Obama or Hillary Clinton stating that Dr. Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee are staunch conservatives, do not espouse any of the qualities the GOP holds dear, and the only clear partners for the GOP are Obama and Hillary Clinton. Official world-wide televised GOP network public announcement to follow.

In a recent flurry of GOP-led events, McCain has now won support from President Bush’s lineage going all the way back to Bush’s great-great-great-great-great-great not-so-great Bushwacken the Terrible of Germany. Although it is also reported that the First Family Dog has also endorsed McCain, our sources tell us that apparently he did NOT intend to endorse McCain but that he was in fact almost beaten to death by club yielding Congressmen whilst still refusing to endorse McCain. Unfortunately, since he has slipped into a coma we are unable to ascertain if official endorsement documents were forged. The White House declines to comment but adds that they wish First Dog a quick recovery or perhaps a very quick painless death, President Bush also added that we will soon hear breaking news of Dr. Ron Paul’s endorsement of McCain. -TNCPRESS reporting.

Though extremely bitter rivals, it appears that the GOP has finally succeeded in forcing Mitt Romney to endorse McCain and direct his delegates to go over to McCain’s side. Romney had wished to not endorse either McCain or Huckabee but surprised by Huckabee’s sudden surge in popularity perhaps due in part to Romney’s own effectiveness in proving that McCain is no conservative, the GOP has scrambled to do whatever they can to put a stop to Mike Huckabee’s growing momentum. We will likely not hear much praise from Mitt Romney of McCain over and beyond his coerced endorsement since Romney’s views and those of his supporters much more closely overlap with Presidential candidate Gov. Mike Huckabee than with democrat-leaning McCain having even considered at one point running as a Democrat. Whether Mitt Romney’s delegates pay heed to his endorsement of McCain or consider it null and void as under duress remains to be seen. Considering McCain’s democrat ‘appeal’, no doubt that some delegates will have to weigh-in their fear of their constituents versus their fear of President Bush and the GOP. Poor Romney, looks like all he could muster was a cringe for a smile, its reported he rushed right off to the bathroom immediately after the handshake and eyewitnesses say he must have washed a thousand times or stuck his hands in BLEACH or Hypochloric Acid!

“Wouldn’t touch this guy with a ten foot pole, but”, “what can I do, GOP bastards made me!”

It could be argued that Ron Paul’s campaign managers have managed to be even more inefficient with Dr. Ron Paul’s money than Mitt Romney was with his own personal millions of dollars funneled into his campaign. Unfortunately for Mitt, his failure is the more humiliating considering he ran claiming the United States needed a smart businessman like himself to pull it out of this downward spiraling economy, we’re sure relieved he lost his money before he bet with ours. Interestingly, although not a business man but a clergyman, Gov. Mike Huckabee has undoubtedly run one of the most successful campaigns in history considering his limited resources, surrounded by opponents outspending him twenty times over. As for Mitt Romney, we may never know if he ever somehow gets “reimbursed” for all or some of his personal money he had invested but “playing ball” with the GOP will definitely work in his favor. Luckily for us all, the “truly” filthy rich have no desire to be President otherwise the only way to become President would be to first become a millionaire. So its very comforting that financial records are open on would-be Presidents (I guess Hillary took out a $5million loan from Bill who apparently makes couple dozen million just for having friendly chats with multi-millionaires and heads of state).

TNCPRESS reports that Ron Paul, the trailing 2008 Presidential candidate, has lashed out recently at some intoxicated supporters who had assaulted an 80year old woman carrying a Mike Huckabee sign at the rally. Dr. Paul yelled at the supporters as he rushed to the woman and checked her vitals as she lay on the ground. (She did recover and was able to walk away on her own). Eyewitnesses reported that they heard Dr. Paul yell to his supporters “I don’t need you crackpots/crackheads supporting me! Get the hell out of here!”. Dr. Ron Paul later quickly clarified that he welcomes all the normal great people who have been supporting him and have actually gone out and voted for him instead of just posting a million retarded online posts denigrating his fellow Republican candidates. Dr. Paul went on to say that as a born-again Christian he can not in good conscience accept the support of such hatemongering crackpots and anarchists. We sat down with Dr. Paul and asked him if he thought some of his supporters have done any serious harm to his campaign. “Of course they have, no Republican candidate will even think of offering me the Vice Presidency for fear of assassination by some nut-supporter of mine. This has got to stop!”, said Dr. Paul still visibly upset with today’s incident. He went on to say that judging by the discrepancy between his online votes of support and real votes cast for him, he is afraid that a much higher percentage of his supporters were too stoned to vote than his campaign managers had estimated. He added that unfortunately, even though he would like to officially drop out of the campaign and endorse one of the remaining candidates who shares most of his views, he fears for his life and can not do so. Ok.., so maybe I’m exaggerating a little, but come on, this is getting ridiculous, it’s like Ron Paul supporters have hijacked Al Gore’s internet entirely, jumping to bury every article that isn’t portraying the other candidates as the Devil and mislabeling their defamation blogs and videos. How about a little more civility? I consider myself a Ron Paul supporter but I am one who does not wish to go down with the ship, I want my vote to count. When Dr. Ron Paul posted on his website that he concedes he doesn’t have a chance to win and has cut his Presidential campaign staff to focus on the Congressional race I took that to mean maybe he really doesn’t have a good chance anymore. Moreover, I also do believe that the attitude of some Ron Paul supporters has indeed hurt Dr. Ron Paul’s campaign, you will find people to be a lot more respectful of you and your candidate if you show them and their candidates some respect as well. Best of wishes to Dr. Ron Paul in his Congressional race and perhaps a re-entry as a third party. (who knows, its still possible) As for me, I have decided that McCain is a lot more of a Democrat than a Republican and hope that Mike Huckabee can still pull an upset. Also, I would like to remind everyone that we do not have a dictatorship and the President can not implement anything he wants, voters should start paying more attention to the people they elect to Congress etc…we are where we are because the GOP is what it is, so how do you change the makeup of the “GOP”? You change its membership of course. So lighten up and take heart, its not do or die, we still have checks and balances, and perhaps the other branches needed a little more of our scrutiny. From a conservative Republican, Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee supporter, take care.