The Full Enchilada

Reminds me of a nice Adam Sandler tune….
Piece of Shit Blog,
Oh my piece of shit Blog,
Has 1million SPAM to real comments,
Oh my piece of shit Blog;
Still has no frieken CAPTCHA,
and of course no BULK PURGE,
Cuz its fun to delete thousands spam comments page by page, one by one,
Oh my piece of shit WordPress Blog,
What the heck was I smoking when I clicked that Fantastic install button for Wordpress ShitBlog,
Yea I know this is stupid cuz we should all just runs sql queries on our database to manage a blog,
But is so damn late I can’t count to ten but maybe droppin a few tables won’t hurt so bad,
Oh my piece of shit blog, my poor piece of shit blog’s got nothing but spam…..

OK BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why ISN’T there a stupid CAPTCHA available to prevent SPAM!!!! Oh AKISMET you say??? yea well AKISSMET can A’KISS Mi ASS….API keys and crap…..at least make them RANDOMLY generated and don’t make us SIGNUP to get them! Is there any SERIOUS open source BLOG out there? Anyone???