The Full Enchilada

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee loves to jam and has never passed a chance to rock ‘n roll whether in his own band, with Jay Leno, with music store employees, with High School bands, or with the big music stars, but can he get enough supporters ‘in-the-groove’ to have a brokered convention?

Mike Huckabee Rockin’ out: Born to be Wild, Down with the IRS!

All the Proof you need: Mike Huckabee on Tape

Huckabee on bass guitar with the Mama Kicks

Jammin with guys at West Music

All the Proof you need: Mike Huckabee on Tape

Jammin Mike

After calling any and all American citizens on the IRS (black) mailing list and forcing them to endorse McCain, the GOP has suddenly run into a brick WALL: CHUCK NORRIS. Early this morning, Chuck Norris tornadoed his way through the sea of GOP McCain backers with a flurry of amazing roundhouse kicks registered on Doppler 9000 as a Level 5 Hurricane. In the aftermath of this great disaster, McCain was nowhere to be found. In light of this development, the wobbling GOP has stated that they have no other viable candidate that they can endorse other than Barack Hussein Obama or Hillary Clinton stating that Dr. Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee are staunch conservatives, do not espouse any of the qualities the GOP holds dear, and the only clear partners for the GOP are Obama and Hillary Clinton. Official world-wide televised GOP network public announcement to follow.

In a recent flurry of GOP-led events, McCain has now won support from President Bush’s lineage going all the way back to Bush’s great-great-great-great-great-great not-so-great Bushwacken the Terrible of Germany. Although it is also reported that the First Family Dog has also endorsed McCain, our sources tell us that apparently he did NOT intend to endorse McCain but that he was in fact almost beaten to death by club yielding Congressmen whilst still refusing to endorse McCain. Unfortunately, since he has slipped into a coma we are unable to ascertain if official endorsement documents were forged. The White House declines to comment but adds that they wish First Dog a quick recovery or perhaps a very quick painless death, President Bush also added that we will soon hear breaking news of Dr. Ron Paul’s endorsement of McCain. -TNCPRESS reporting.

Though extremely bitter rivals, it appears that the GOP has finally succeeded in forcing Mitt Romney to endorse McCain and direct his delegates to go over to McCain’s side. Romney had wished to not endorse either McCain or Huckabee but surprised by Huckabee’s sudden surge in popularity perhaps due in part to Romney’s own effectiveness in proving that McCain is no conservative, the GOP has scrambled to do whatever they can to put a stop to Mike Huckabee’s growing momentum. We will likely not hear much praise from Mitt Romney of McCain over and beyond his coerced endorsement since Romney’s views and those of his supporters much more closely overlap with Presidential candidate Gov. Mike Huckabee than with democrat-leaning McCain having even considered at one point running as a Democrat. Whether Mitt Romney’s delegates pay heed to his endorsement of McCain or consider it null and void as under duress remains to be seen. Considering McCain’s democrat ‘appeal’, no doubt that some delegates will have to weigh-in their fear of their constituents versus their fear of President Bush and the GOP. Poor Romney, looks like all he could muster was a cringe for a smile, its reported he rushed right off to the bathroom immediately after the handshake and eyewitnesses say he must have washed a thousand times or stuck his hands in BLEACH or Hypochloric Acid!

“Wouldn’t touch this guy with a ten foot pole, but”, “what can I do, GOP bastards made me!”

It could be argued that Ron Paul’s campaign managers have managed to be even more inefficient with Dr. Ron Paul’s money than Mitt Romney was with his own personal millions of dollars funneled into his campaign. Unfortunately for Mitt, his failure is the more humiliating considering he ran claiming the United States needed a smart businessman like himself to pull it out of this downward spiraling economy, we’re sure relieved he lost his money before he bet with ours. Interestingly, although not a business man but a clergyman, Gov. Mike Huckabee has undoubtedly run one of the most successful campaigns in history considering his limited resources, surrounded by opponents outspending him twenty times over. As for Mitt Romney, we may never know if he ever somehow gets “reimbursed” for all or some of his personal money he had invested but “playing ball” with the GOP will definitely work in his favor. Luckily for us all, the “truly” filthy rich have no desire to be President otherwise the only way to become President would be to first become a millionaire. So its very comforting that financial records are open on would-be Presidents (I guess Hillary took out a $5million loan from Bill who apparently makes couple dozen million just for having friendly chats with multi-millionaires and heads of state).

TNCPRESS reports that Ron Paul, the trailing 2008 Presidential candidate, has lashed out recently at some intoxicated supporters who had assaulted an 80year old woman carrying a Mike Huckabee sign at the rally. Dr. Paul yelled at the supporters as he rushed to the woman and checked her vitals as she lay on the ground. (She did recover and was able to walk away on her own). Eyewitnesses reported that they heard Dr. Paul yell to his supporters “I don’t need you crackpots/crackheads supporting me! Get the hell out of here!”. Dr. Ron Paul later quickly clarified that he welcomes all the normal great people who have been supporting him and have actually gone out and voted for him instead of just posting a million retarded online posts denigrating his fellow Republican candidates. Dr. Paul went on to say that as a born-again Christian he can not in good conscience accept the support of such hatemongering crackpots and anarchists. We sat down with Dr. Paul and asked him if he thought some of his supporters have done any serious harm to his campaign. “Of course they have, no Republican candidate will even think of offering me the Vice Presidency for fear of assassination by some nut-supporter of mine. This has got to stop!”, said Dr. Paul still visibly upset with today’s incident. He went on to say that judging by the discrepancy between his online votes of support and real votes cast for him, he is afraid that a much higher percentage of his supporters were too stoned to vote than his campaign managers had estimated. He added that unfortunately, even though he would like to officially drop out of the campaign and endorse one of the remaining candidates who shares most of his views, he fears for his life and can not do so. Ok.., so maybe I’m exaggerating a little, but come on, this is getting ridiculous, it’s like Ron Paul supporters have hijacked Al Gore’s internet entirely, jumping to bury every article that isn’t portraying the other candidates as the Devil and mislabeling their defamation blogs and videos. How about a little more civility? I consider myself a Ron Paul supporter but I am one who does not wish to go down with the ship, I want my vote to count. When Dr. Ron Paul posted on his website that he concedes he doesn’t have a chance to win and has cut his Presidential campaign staff to focus on the Congressional race I took that to mean maybe he really doesn’t have a good chance anymore. Moreover, I also do believe that the attitude of some Ron Paul supporters has indeed hurt Dr. Ron Paul’s campaign, you will find people to be a lot more respectful of you and your candidate if you show them and their candidates some respect as well. Best of wishes to Dr. Ron Paul in his Congressional race and perhaps a re-entry as a third party. (who knows, its still possible) As for me, I have decided that McCain is a lot more of a Democrat than a Republican and hope that Mike Huckabee can still pull an upset. Also, I would like to remind everyone that we do not have a dictatorship and the President can not implement anything he wants, voters should start paying more attention to the people they elect to Congress etc…we are where we are because the GOP is what it is, so how do you change the makeup of the “GOP”? You change its membership of course. So lighten up and take heart, its not do or die, we still have checks and balances, and perhaps the other branches needed a little more of our scrutiny. From a conservative Republican, Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee supporter, take care.

The major political parties of this great nation require only one thing of its voters: just foot the bill. Don’t expect to get what you ordered, and don’t dare complain about service, they’re French.

Insider Politics is the law of the land, who can become president without the blessing of the “GOP” or “DEM”? You can “creatively” encourage someone to run under your banner until a ‘crucial’ time and then drop out. You can magnanimously allow a ‘third’ party a place on the ballot when you see fit. You can turn on and off endorsements like flipping a lightswitch. You can turn delegates like flipping burgers if its ever necessary to put the apron on.

You can use all of your own wealth towards your campaign, what a great “equalizer”, especially when candidates must all buy television and radio time and other advertisement. What good can possibly come if candidates all had equal advertising resources?

Democracy or Oligarchy?

“Some caucuses may not release popular vote totals.”
“Many caucuses may not count ‘all’ the votes before declaring winner.”
“SUPER-DELEGATES, UNPLEDGED DELEGATES may vote whichever way they want or their PARTY instructs them.”
“REGULAR DELEGATES in reality are not FORCED to abide by what the VOTERS decide.”
“VOTERS are fooled into voting for candidates who may not continue to the end, thereby throwing away their vote.”
“VOTERS who have cast their VOTE for candidates who have QUIT can NOT change their VOTE.”
“Candidates who have QUIT are still on BALLOTS, thereby destroying chances of other VIABLE CANDIDATES.”
“The GOP and Democrats make up their OWN RULES concerning DELEGATES as they see fit.”
“WINNER TAKES ALL electoral system ensures that there can only be two major parties.”
“The VOTE of the CITIZEN in the end may be depressingly meaningless.”

WHY NOT HAVE TWO OR THREE REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS ALL ON THE FINAL BALLOT FOR PRESIDENT?

Why can’t voters list candidates in order of preference on the ballot?(if one drops out next one gets the vote) or even have a second round of primaries to decide between the top two if only one can can be on the final ballot? (currently, a good number of Mitt Romney supporters who have already voted before Romney quit cannot give their vote to Huckabee and are forced to indirectly support McCain against their wishes.)

BUT THE BIGGER PROBLEM IS THIS: THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS TAKEN AWAY TOO MUCH POWER FROM THE STATES!

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THE ABOVE ERROR is what many Huckabee supporters have been getting when trying to contribute money through the MikeHuckabee.com website. Many times the website is completely unresponsive and will not load at all! They need a better webserver or connection…

Hopefully website is flooded with too many supporters and not antagonistic cyberattacks!

The establishment and symbiotic liberals are grateful to the many Romney and Ron’s self-acclaimed staunch conservative supporters pledging to do all they can to deny a TRUE CONSERVATIVE (MIKE HUCKABEE) a chance at the Presidency. Mitt Romney took off his mitts and called it quits as soon as Mike Huckabee surpassed him so as to not waste any more of his millions for nothing and be humiliated in losing to someone he had outspent 20 times over, but the damage was done. Those who have already cast their vote for Romney and wish to vote for Mike Huckabee now that Romney has quit are not allowed that option. Those who have already voted for Ron Paul and now wish they had voted for Mike Huckabee since even Ron Paul has recently conceded that he no longer has a chance to catch-up to overcome Huckabee and McCain for a win, they are denied a recasting of their vote.

BUT why blindly throw away your vote if you haven’t voted already? VOTE for a “VIABLE” CONSERVATIVE candidate, vote for MIKE HUCKABEE Do you really prefer to cast your INDIRECT VOTE for McCain or Clinton or Obama? Are you a liberal democrat or a conservative republican? Do you want bigger government and more TAXES or do you want to ABOLISH THE IRS and Income Taxes?

All the PROOF you need: Huckabee on Tape! What they DON’T want you to see!