The Full Enchilada

The Presidential Election is just another ‘Family Squabble’, in the end the GOP and DEMs are one big happy family, and as long as the CROWN stays in the family, they’re happy! Barack Hussein Obama jokes about his cousin Cheney at campaign appearances. Obama and President Bush are 10th cousins, once removed, linked by Samuel Hinkley of Cape Cod, who died in 1662. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769. Ben LaBolt, a spokesman for the Obama campaign, declined to comment on the senator’s ancestry. President George W. Bush and his father, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison, Vice President Dick Cheney, British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill and Civil War General Robert E. Lee are all distant cousins of Barack Hussein Obama, son of a white mother from Kansas and black father from Kenya. Barack Hussein Obama is supposedly even a distant cousin of Brad Pitt.

If you’ve wondered why you hate Hillary Clinton so much, perhaps its because she’s of French-Canadian descent on her mother’s side and is also a distant cousin of singers Madonna, Celine Dion and Alanis Morissette. Author Jack Kerouac and Camilla Parker-Bowles, wife of Prince Charles of England are also distant cousins of Clinton’s. It has been claimed that Clinton and Jolie are ninth cousins, twice removed, both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718 but others vehemently disagree unable to comprehend possibility of shared genetics between the beauty and the beast.

My own personal research has led to the discovery that Obama, Clinton, and the rest of the DEM and GOP are all close cousins of the red-bearded Orangutan.